Friday, November 18, 2011

Guys and cats

Always heard "dogs are a man's best friend". So, in my head, somehow cats became a girl's best friend. Stands to reason, right? Man and woman are opposites, dogs and cats are opposites. So, dogs are men's pets, and cats are women's friends! Settled.

Except it's NOT settled. I, for one woman, am allergic to cats. Can't come over to your house for more than half an hour for a chat without being miserable for two days, and won't ever be spending the night at your place.

So, I clearly stated on my profile - Allergic to cats, so if you have one it might be a deal breaker.

And yet the cat owners persist in trying to hit me up.

Just READ MY FUCKING PROFILE!

inconsistencies

This guy has on his profile: "I am an old fashioned type of guy, I like opening car doors for the one I am with as well as get her flowers for no reason. I was brought up the right way and that is to treat a woman with respect and to treat them they are supposed to be treated, not like a piece of meat. I know this sounds to good to be true but I promise you I am not lying. Anyone that knows me will tell you that I am fun to be around, I am easygoing and funny. I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, watching movies at home, "

And his picture - he's sitting on a bed in a sparsely furnished room, and his shirt reads "Psychopathic Records" with all this bizarre art. Doesn't fit the picture of an "old-fashioned guy".

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Here I am again - living half a life. Sex is non-existent - not my fault. He thinks it's okay to lick me and come in my hand, and that's sex??? If food were up to him, it wouldn't happen. He sees none of the bills. He won't discuss anything. He'll drag along tomorrow on the trip to Cinci, not say more than two words, and nap both ways. He's got an open sore above his right eye that just gets bigger every day and he does NOTHING about it. The SMOKING. Fuck that. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE????????

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Fuck, I'm tired of this shit!

My domestic partner, aka the sponging off of me room-mate who can't even provide "benefits" somehow thinks he gets to question my decisions? No, uh NO, no way, ya don't. I don't ask for a lot. I want to be kissed for real, hugged and caressed at home in private like you mean it - instead, I get a lot of PDA when there are lots of witnesses, and ogled, grabbed, lunged at and otherwise 'molested' in public, but never at home. All about the show, are ya? And just how showy would you be if I told everyone you can't keep it up? You might have a big cock, but all you do with it is pee. How am I supposed to feel when every time you come near me with a hard or semi-hard cock that it goes limp like lettuce in the sun? For 30 years I've enjoyed hearing I was a turn-on, and a great fuck, and now, NOTHING?