Guys and cats

Always heard "dogs are a man's best friend". So, in my head, somehow cats became a girl's best friend. Stands to reason, right? Man and woman are opposites, dogs and cats are opposites. So, dogs are men's pets, and cats are women's friends! Settled.

Except it's NOT settled. I, for one woman, am allergic to cats. Can't come over to your house for more than half an hour for a chat without being miserable for two days, and won't ever be spending the night at your place.

So, I clearly stated on my profile - Allergic to cats, so if you have one it might be a deal breaker.

And yet the cat owners persist in trying to hit me up.

Just READ MY FUCKING PROFILE!