Guys and cats

Always heard "dogs are a man's best friend". So, in my head, somehow cats became a girl's best friend. Stands to reason, right? Man and woman are opposites, dogs and cats are opposites. So, dogs are men's pets, and cats are women's friends! Settled.

Except it's NOT settled. I, for one woman, am allergic to cats. Can't come over to your house for more than half an hour for a chat without being miserable for two days, and won't ever be spending the night at your place.

So, I clearly stated on my profile - Allergic to cats, so if you have one it might be a deal breaker.

And yet the cat owners persist in trying to hit me up.

Just READ MY FUCKING PROFILE!

inconsistencies

This guy has on his profile: "I am an old fashioned type of guy, I like opening car doors for the one I am with as well as get her flowers for no reason. I was brought up the right way and that is to treat a woman with respect and to treat them they are supposed to be treated, not like a piece of meat. I know this sounds to good to be true but I promise you I am not lying. Anyone that knows me will tell you that I am fun to be around, I am easygoing and funny. I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, watching movies at home, "

And his picture - he's sitting on a bed in a sparsely furnished room, and his shirt reads "Psychopathic Records" with all this bizarre art. Doesn't fit the picture of an "old-fashioned guy".